Hello, all. F3 here. We're in Q4 now and recruitment time is upon us once again. Never mind that we've never actively recruited - the time is now. We need people to sustain our membership commitment and these people need to be sought out. ("Memberhsip commitement" seems to work for PBS and NPR, so I thought we might co-opt it for private use.)
Please send along your ideas. Pendant keychains and "free beer certificates" have been forwarded (well, I thought of them, but only parenthetically), but we need more. More, we tell you, MORE!
I also thought of stealing that mothership idea from the Scientologists, but thought it might be best to distance ourselves from that pack of crazies. Let me know if you think we can spin it well, because motherships have that Cool Factor that Free Beer Certificates don't.
We thank you./F3